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Trump announces list of possible replacements for FBI Director  An unreliable source has indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has released a list of possible nominees to replace the recently fired James Comey as the next Director of the FBI. The source also indicated that The Don had spent approximately 2minutes reviewing a list provided to him by the editors of Mad Magazine.
Most of possible nominees being considered by The Don have prior law enforcement experience, have law licenses and/or have personal experience with law enforcement.
All the above prospective nominees are for good reason held in low esteem by the vast majority of Americans. However, they are considered the crème de le crème by The Don because of their undying allegiance to him and/or their innate ability to flip from Don haters to Don lovers.
The Don demanded that his Chief Toady at the Justice Department, Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions limit the candidates to those that have proven to be slavishly loyal to not obtaining the truth about the Russian Trump connections prior to the election and/or subsequent thereto.
Beauregard assured The Don that he has been assured by the candidates named above that in the event they stumbled across irrefutable evidence of collusion between Trump, his associates and the Russians that they would immediately deep six such evidence.
With the appointment of any of these extremely qualified nominees we can be assured that The Don can continue his quest to “Make America Great Again.”
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