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Trump seeks séance with dead Despotic Dictators (DDs)  It is quite apparent that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is infatuated with Dictators, Tyrants, Despots, Autocrats and assorted Fascists. He has recently (April/May 2017) invited the admitted murdering president of the Philippines to visit with him at the Whitehouse.
And it goes without saying that The Don has a special place in his heart for Vladimir Putin.
In arranging the séance, The Don appointed Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh as his “medium.” FYI: a medium is someone who acts as a conduit between the physical world and the spiritual world.
After extensive negotiations, The Doper agreed to accept The Don’s appointment on the condition that he and The Don would split the proceeds equally from the Pay Per View showing of the séance on the Fox News Comedy Network. With that said, The Don instructed The Doper to bring forth the following dead Despots at the initial 2017 Mar-a-Lago Séance.
The Don announced that the Chocolate Cake to be served at the séance will be the best cake anybody has ever been treated to in any prior séance in history.
Hopefully, The Done will learn much from these highly decorated and celebrated attendees so that he can better perform as America’s First Despotic Leader for single handedly making “America Great Again.”
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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