Rep. Randy Weber (TX): Today’s “Bigot” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rep. Randy Weber (TX) 

Today’s “Bigot” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Randy. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In one matter, Randy decided to don a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads in honor of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, in regard to The Don’s first news conference as president elect wherein he attacked CNN and reporter Jim Acosta.

While recently (late April 2017) speaking at the sixth annual “Washington ― A Man of Prayer” event, held at the U.S. Capitol’s Statuary Hall, Randy decided to once again prove that he’s one of America’s Premier Bigots and Homophobes.

Randy the Bigot began his remarks by pleading with his God to forgive the U.S. of A. for the ‘sins of marriage equality and abortion.”

Being a lying Sombitch and Certified Bigot ain’t no sin amongst the Baptists that Randy associates with down in the greater Galveston area. Apparently, Randy’s God demands that he openly engage in bigotry and if he doesn’t he’ll be doomed to hell when he finally leaves this earth.

Randy then led his fellow bigots with the following prayer.

• “They kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth here in the halls of Congress, in our nation’s capitol.”
• “Father, we’ve trampled on your holy institution of holy matrimony and tried to rewrite what it is and we’ve called it an alternate lifestyle... father, oh father, please forgive us
• “Lord, we have gone to killing the most innocent amongst us... we’re killing our descendants and we’re calling it a choice.” “Oh, God in heaven, forgive us, please.”

In his attempt to mimic Jimmy Swaggart’s “I’m sorry” routine for getting busted with $10 hookers, Randy also feigned tears while praying as aforementioned.

One must seriously wonder why Randy expends so much energy spewing forth hatred towards members of the gay community. Maybe we need to ask Randy the following:

“What’s in your closet, Randy?”

Congrats Randy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bigots”; you are far too humble.

1. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
2. Screwball Award Winner = 1
3. Add’l Texas legislators misappropriating state funds/tax avoidance: Art. 212 Public Official Misfits Texas