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Jeffs Sessions asks: who’s that Judge sitting on an island in the Pacific

 

During another recent (mid-April 2017) bigoted rant, Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions decided to go after the Federal Judge in Hawaii who ruled that the second Muslim Ban issued by Donald “Trumporleone” Trump was unconstitutional.

 

During an interview with fellow bigot and Celebrated Lunatic Mark Levin, Beauregard told Levin’s low I.Q. followers:

  • “I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and constitutional power.”

This bigoted commentary is in keeping with The Don’s previous attack against U.S. District Court judge  Gonzalo P. Curiel who presided over the Trump University fraud case.

 

An unreliable source indicated that prior to appearing on the Mark Levin Comedy Show, Beauregard and Billy Bob from Mobile engaged in the following discussion.

 

BILLY BOB:

  • “Hey Beauregard, what’s up with that feller in Hawaii who ruled against Donnie for issuing an order keeping out those stinkin Mooslims?”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “Well Billy Bob, he’s just another left-wing, God-hating liberal that thinks he’s got the right to tell my boy Donnie that he can’t prevent those damn Mooslims from coming here to do us harm.”

BILLY BOB:

  • "I’ll betcha dat judge ain’t even a real American citizen like you, me and Donnie.”
  • “Probably got him a phony birth certificate just like that damn Obama did.”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “You may be right Billy Bob.”
  • “I think I’ll have some of my boys at the Justice Department investigate that feller to see if he’s a real American because a real American Patriot like us wouldn’t even consider telling our President what he can or cannot do.”

BILLY BOB:

  • “Hey Beauregard, I’ve got me some good friends at the United Klans of America in Ashland, Alabama that I’m sure would volunteer to check out that communist judge in Hawaii.”
  • “And they’ll do the investigatin fer free Beauregard.”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “Sounds good to me Billy Bob.”
  • “Send me their names but make sure you hand deliver it to me because we still got some Obama leftovers at the Justice Department who would leak this info to those fake news outfits like the New York Times or the Washington Post.

BILLY BOB:

  • “Beauregard, I done me some looking up the makeup of those folks living on that Island in the Pacific and it just made me sick to my stomach.”
  • “The figures show white folks make up 24% of the population compared to 38% Asians, 14% Native Hawaiians, 31% Two/Three mixed races (mongrels I suspect)m with the rest made of an assortment of American and Alaskan Injuns.”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “Lord have Mercy! Gotta feel really sorry for all those good ol’ white folks Billy Bob.”
  • “It’s like livin in a foreign country if ya know what I mean.”

BILLY BOB:

  • “Well Beauregard, us good ol folks down here in Alabama way are pullin for ya to maybe have Donnie issue an order impeaching that dirty no good Sombitch.”

BEAUREGARD:

  1. “Nice talkin to ya Billy Bob.”
  2. “I’ll try and meet up with ya when I’m back in Mobile.”

BILLY BOB:

  • “Maybe we outta think about moving to a state where us white folk would be appreciated.”
  • “I see that 92.7% of the folks in Montana are white and 90% are white in North Dakota and Wyoming.”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “Sounds like a plan Billy Bob.”

For additional articles about Beauregard view the articles listed below

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
  2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 2
  3. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
  4. Top 10 Congressional Lunatic Award Winners – 2012
  5. Jeff Sessions: ethical dwarf, bigot and a Moron? – Art.271– Dawg Opinions

 

 
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