I’ll beat Rep. Adam Schiff’s “Goddamn Ass” sayeth Rev. Alex Jones 

The following article deals with Alex Jones, the host of InfoWars, a well-disrespected Lunatic who has authored numerous loony conspiracy theories over the years, all of which were meant to and did in fact benefit him financially.

It should be noted that Alex the Loon is a Donald “Trumporleone” Trump confidant and Toady.

Alex claims to be quite upset at the ongoing House of Representatives investigation of Russia’s interference in the 2016 election and any collusion involving The Don or any of his sycophantic associates.

Alex is particularly angry at Rep. Adam Schiff of California who is the ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Select Committee that was recently chaired by Trump Toady Rep. Devin Nunes.

In displaying his anger at Rep. Schiff, Alex engaged in the following colloquy with fellow nutcase and Trump Toady Roger Stone.

ROGER:

• “What we’re hearing from the Democrats both in the House and Senate is red-baiting…”

ALEX:

• “That’s on Drudge.”

ROGER:

• “It is well beyond the point of recklessness, whether it is [Rep.] Adam Schiff [D-CA] who has maligned me or whether it is Senator Mark Warner [D-VA] or whether it is Senator John McCain [R-AZ].”
• “But let me tell you something, Alex, these guys are pussies.”
• “They talk a tough game.

ALEX:

• “Let me tell you I’m not against gay people. Ok. I love them, they’re great folks.”
• “But Schiff looks like the archetypal cocksucker with those little deer-in-the-headlight eyes and all his stuff.”
• “And there’s something about this fairy, hopping around, bossing everybody around, trying to intimidate people like you and me.”

Alex then went on to make the following despicable statements about Rep. Schiff.

• “I want to tell Congressman Schiff and all the rest of them, ‘Hey listen asshole, quit saying Roger and I” -- and I’ve never used cussing in 22 years but the gloves are off -- “listen you son of a bitch, what the fuck’s your problem?”
• “You want to sit here and say that I’m a goddamn, fucking Russian.”
• “You get in my face with that I’ll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.”
• “You piece of shit.”
• “You fucking goddamn fucker.”
• “Listen fuckhead, you have fucking crossed a line.”
• “Get that through your goddamn fucking head. Stop pushing your shit.”
• “You’re the people that have fucked this country over and gangraped the shit out of it and lost an election.”
• “So, stop shooting your mouth off claiming I’m the enemy.”
• “You got that you goddamn son of a bitch?”
• “You start calling me a foreign agent, those are fucking fighting words.”

Given the fact that Alex is a Loudmouth Wuss and Celebrated Wimp, I don’t believe Congressman Adam Schiff has anything to worry about.

It should be remembered that Alex is Degenerate Conspiracy Theorist who claimed that Sandy Hook School massacre was staged by Obama to support gun control. He also accused the government of being behind the Oklahoma City bombing, the September 11 attack on the Twin Towers in New York and the filming of fake Moon landings to hid NASA’s secret technology.

In truth, Alex is as big a Liar as he is a Wuss. This fact is proven by his lawyer’s recent (mid-April 2016) statements in his ongoing child custody dispute wherein he stated that he’s isn’t an “unstable person” as his wife claims but that “he’s playing a character” and is a “performance artist.” Put simply, Alex scams his low I.Q. followers on a daily basis for the sole purpose of financial gain.

Despite his lawyer’s admission that Alex is a big time Bullshitter, he is a friend and confidant of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump who appeared on Alex’s comedy show in the past to be interviewed.

And lastly, it’s clear that Rep. Schiff has nothing to fear from Alex the Wuss; however, in the unlikely event he was to try and approach the congressman, I would suggest that he send his wife Eve to do battle with Alex to assure that it would be a fair fight.

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