► Today’s “Jenny Craig” Award Winner is Gov. Chris Christie Print E-mail

Today’s “Jenny Craig” Award Winner is Gov. Chris Christie

 
Congratulations to….
 
Gov. Chris Christie
Today’s “Jenny Craig” Award Winner
  
An unreliable source indicated that the powers-to-be at Jenny Craig offered Chris his choice of one of the following dietary offerings if he would pose as the “Before” poster boy on its up and coming ad campaign that is scheduled to air on the Food Channel.
  1. 2 years worth of coupons for weekly jousts at the Borgata Buffet in Atlantic City
  2. 330 coupons at the Fatburger Restaurant located in Rockaway, NJ
  3. 4 dozen Krispy Kreme Doughnuts for 752 consecutive days at 2 the store in Newark
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dieticians employed by Jenny Craig are convinced that if Chris opted for all three of the above options, he would likely lose between 2 to 3 pounds in two years just from running from one joint to the next.
 
And lastly, New Jersey Gov. Chris “Slim” Christie is to Anorexia what the late Jeffrey Dahmer was to Vegetarian diets.
 
Congrats Chris; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as an unyielding supporter of eateries specializing in dietary menus; you are far too humble.
 
The Dawg~
Folsom, California

 

 
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