Mike Huckabee: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Mike Huckabee

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty (30) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After donning a pair a pair of official Trumpian ™ Brand Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Mike appeared on the Laura Ingraham comedy show (ca. late March 2017) to prove his allegiance to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

In this instance, Mike was offering cover to The Don in regards to the ongoing FBI investigation into Russia’s interference with the 2016 election and possible collusion involving The Don and/or his toadies.

After receiving his marching orders from The Don’s consigliere Steve Bannon, Mike went about trying to deflect the FBI investigation by going after alleged leakers involving Gen. Mike Flynn, et al. Towards the end, Mike said:

• "I don't understand why there isn't a great outrage over the leaking of information out of the highest levels of US intelligence."
• "This is of grave concern, because if people who are supposed to be guarding our secrets are letting them go -- Laura, I hate to use this word, but I don't know what else to use -- is that not treason?”
• “Is that not treason, when you work against your own government?”

I see Mike, colluding with Russia isn’t worthy of investigation and if proven wouldn’t be construed as “treason,” right Mikey Baby?

In a lame effort at levity, Mike then went about acting as a Toady and Apologist for Rep. Devin Nunes, a dedicated and longtime Trump Ass-Kisser who was duly criticized by Sen. Lindsey Graham who compared Devin to Inspector Clouseau. Mike went on to tell Ingraham’s low I.Q. listeners:

• "But I think to bring that kind of criticism and to call the chairman of the House Intel Committee -- who is a person of integrity -- to call him Inspector Clouseau, to use those kinds of terms basically to diminish him, it's very unfortunate, it's demeaning, and frankly it just makes no sense."
• "He ought to be calling Devin Nunes and saying, 'Congressman what do you have? Tell me what you know that you can tell me about, because we need to find out if there's something going on here that is nefarious.'"

It’s painfully clear that Mike continues to kiss The Don’s significant ass in a never-ending attempt to secure a position within the Trump Administration.

Hopefully, The Don and/or his Consigliere Bannon agreed to reimburse Mike for the costs he has incurred to date for his repeated purchases of large tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick.

Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most disrespected “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot Award Winner = 3
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
4. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
5. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
6. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
7. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
8. Liar Award Winner = 1
9. Moron Award Winner = 3
10. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 4
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
13. Obama pretends he’s a Christian: Art. 122 Bigot Awards
14. Will Hillary use massive Voter Fraud to Win? – Art. 167 Bullshit Awards