This isn’t the first Award presented to Beauregard. In the past, she has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past forty-two years. It is painfully clear that no self-respecting law firm in the greater Mobile, Alabama area was about to offer Beauregard a good paying job.

After being denied a lifetime position as a United States District Judge in the 1980s because he was a proven racist, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump ignored said facts and appointed Beauregard the Bigot (BB) to be the chief law enforcement officer of the United States as Attorney General.

During a recent (early March 2017) interview with right-wing radio host Hugh Hewitt, was asked about appointing a special prosecutor to investigate the practices of the Justice Department under President Obama and U.S. Attorneys Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch.

Hewitt told Beauregard:

• “You would have authority to bring charges if underlying crimes were uncovered.”

Hewitt went on to point out investigations into the alleged bias of the IRS regarding conservative political groups and the so-called “Fast and Furious” scandal wherein the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives allowed guns to be sold illegally in the hopes of tracking them to Mexican drug cartels. This led to Beauregard the Bigot saying:

• “Well, I’m going to do everything I possibly can to restore the independence and professionalism of the Department of Justice.” Sessions replied.
• “So, we’ll have to consider whether or not some outside counsel is needed.”
• “Generally, a good review of that internally is the first step before any such decision is made.”

The major flaw in Hewitt and Beauregard’s assertions is the undisputed fact that the “Fast and Furious” was initiated in 2006 by then President George Bush. Therefore, the premise for Hewitt’s question and Beauregard’s sham reply is predicated on a total fabrication.

This is the same Beauregard that refuses to request that a Special Prosecutor be appointed to investigate The Don, his comrades and/or the Trump campaign for ties with Russian agents and/or Vladimir Putin regarding our past presidential election.

Of course, Beauregard doesn’t have any problems investigating anyone associated with President Obama and that includes Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch. However, to be fair to Beauregard, there’s a big difference between Obama, Holder, Lynch and The Don. Obama, et al. are, well you know what I mean, and The Don is a good old white feller.

And lastly, what’s the chances of Beauregard appointing a Special Prosecutor to investigate former President Bush’s involvement in the “Fast and Furious” program? That’s exactly how I feel Homer!

Congrats Beauregard; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most disrespected “Bigots”; you are far too humble

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 2
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
4. Scofflaw Award = 1 – Art. No. 14 Misc. Awards
5. Screwball Award Winner = 1
6. Top 10 Congressional Lunatic Award Winners – 2012
7. Jeff Sessions: ethical dwarf, bigot and a Moron? – Art. 267– Dawg Opinions