This isn’t the first Award presented to Kimmy. In the past, she has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

First and foremost, it should be noted that Kimmy is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led her to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

During a recent (early March 2017) airing of the “The Five” on the Fox News Comedy Network, resident comedian and serial liar Kimberly Guilfoyle decided to once again act as a compliant shill for President Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and the Wall he wants to build on the border with Mexico.

In this instance, Kimmy told The Five’s low I.Q. followers:

• “Well also, we have an obligation, we talk about this all the time to protect our borders.”
• “He [The Don] is also very fond of saying you are not a country if you do not have your borders.”
• “People [What people is this Moron speaking of?] think having a border is a bad thing, that it's mean-spirited. It's not.”

Kimmy the Moron went on to say:

• “We have locks on our doors.” [to keep out guys that wanna grab y’all by the pussy]
•  We have gated communities, and there is nothing wrong with that. [that’s to keep those folks out, wink, wink]

Given the fact that Kimmy is a lawyer and her lips were moving when she spewed forth the above crap, we should have expected that anything she says isn’t worthy of belief.

Hopefully, The Don and/or one of his lackey’s reimbursed Kimmy for the costs she incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads so that she could genuflect in The Don’s honor without suffering any side effects.

Congrats Kimmy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most disrespected “Morons”; you are far too humble.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. Screwball Award Winner = 1
5. Tina Fey Award Winner = 1
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