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John Boehner: Today’s “Hyperbole (BS)” Award Winner  Congratulations to….
Rep. John Boehner
Today’s “Hyperbole (BS)” Award Winner
As I suspect y’all know, Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) is presently the Speaker of the House. Put simply, he’s the official mouthpiece for the Republican and Tea Parties.
Recently, Johnny attempted to forever cement his status as a big time bull-shitter when discussing a congressional vote on increasing the national debt ceiling.
 Johnny announced that there would be no vote on increasing the national debt ceiling unless Obama agreed to immediate budget cuts that would exceed the increase in the debt ceiling. In other words, Johnny is demanding that Obama reduce spending by more than $2 trillion.
Johnny has been a member of Congress since 1991. Bush I and II increased the national debt by about $5.1 trillion and they did so while Johnny was a member of Congress. However, I couldn’t find anything on the Internet wherein Johnny threatened either Bush that they would have to reduce yearly budgets by the amount of the increases in the debt ceiling. Put simply, Johhny wasn't shedding any crocidile tears when good ol' Republican Presidents were increasing the debt ceiling.
Apparently, when a commie-pinko, socialist Democrat like Bill Clinton or Obama seeks a vote to increase the debt ceiling, it doesn't constitute a "watershed moment" for Ol' Johhny Baby.
In Johnny’s demented state-of-mind, what’s good for the Gooses [Bushes] ain’t good for the Gander [Oba
 ma]. Johnny’s shameless laments do not pass the involuntary laugh test. I wonder how much that pair of industrial strength knee pads cost Johnny that he purchased so that he could cow-tow to the Tea Party?
Congrats Johnny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as an accomplished and practicing Bull-shitter; you are far too humble.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
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