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► State Rep. Gerald Greene (GA): Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner Print E-mail

State Rep. Gerald Greene (GA): Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

State Rep. Gerald Greene (GA)

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

Gerry is recovering after he was robbed and shot at an adult cinema parking lot while carrying thousands of dollars in cash late January 2017. (Brad Reed, Raw Story)

 

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that Gerry was recuperating in his own home after being treated at a local hospital for a gunshot wound to the leg that he incurred during an armed robbery.

 

Gerry the Aspiring Comic made the following comments regarding the incident.

  • He parked outside the Foxes Adult Cinema because he wanted to go into the adjacent liquor store
  • The thief was a male 5’ 5” inches tall wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt and black pants
  • The thief only took his iPhone and was apparently unaware that Gerry was carrying a bag containing thousands

Gerry then had the chutzpah to claim that the thousand in cash he was carrying represented donations to help victims of storms that had ravaged Southern Georgia over the past weekend.

 

Apparently, Gerry believes that that everyone listening to his hyperbolic (BS) defenses just recently had their umbilical chords detached. To believe Gerry’s comedy routine, you’d have to buy into the following crap.

 

He always carry’s thousands in cash when visiting the liquor store

Always parks directly in front of theater showing porn moves when he intends to do make a purchase at another place of business

 

“I’m of the belief as I’m sure you are that Gerry was actually visiting or had just finished visiting the Foxes Adult Cinema store to view a pornographic movie. If this isn’t the case, then how does Gerry explain the disparity in the size of his arms as depicted in the image to the right?

 

Congrats Gerry; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Least Appreciated “StandupComedians; you are far too humble.

 
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