White House's Sean Spicer: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

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White House's Sean Spicer

Today’s “Bullshit”Award Winner 

During a recent (late January 2017) Sean Speicer, Press Secretary for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, decided to once again prove that he’s one of America’s Premier Liars, Fabricators of Falsehoods and Bullshitters by commenting on The Don’s recent Muslim ban.

Sean laughingly denied that The Don’s executive order barring Muslim travelers from seven countries was in fact a “ban.” On the same day that he denied The Don’s order was a “ban,” Sean told a gathering George Washington University students that “the ban deals with seven countries.”

Less than 24 hours after he spoke to the students, Sean insisted that the word “ban” was not accurate, and that journalists were perpetuating a false narrative about The Don’s executive order. When reporters at the press briefing told Sean that it was The Don who used the word “ban,” Sean falsely said The Don was merely “using the words the media is using.” So again, it’s the media’s fault!

The following dialogue then took place between a reporter and Sean.

REPORTER

• “But those were his words.”

SEAN

• “It can’t be a ban if you’re letting 1 million people, and if 325,000 people from another [Muslim] country can come in, then that is, by nature, not a ban.”

REPORTER

• “But the president himself called it a ban,”

SEAN

• “I understand that.”

REPORTER

• “So, is he confused, or you confused?”

SEAN

• “I’m not confused.”
• “The words being used to describe it derive from what the media is calling this.”
• “The president has been clear it is extreme vetting.”

As proof positive that Sean is a Degenerate Liar and Serial Bullshitter is The Don’s following tweet dated Jan 30, 2017 at 5:31 am.

• “If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the "bad" would rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad dudes out there!”

Additionally, after protests arose throughout the country, The Don responded by saying:

• The executive order was “working out very nicely,” adding “we’re going to have a very, very strict ban.”

As a Compliant Groupie and Lapdog of The Don, should we expect anything less from Sean the Sycophant (SS)?

Congrats Sean; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.