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Gov. Greg Abbott (TX): Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

 

Gov. Gregg Abbott (TX)

Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Greg. In the past, he has been the recipient of five (5) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Greg the Misogynistic Lunatic recently (December 2016) signed into law rules prohibiting hospitals, abortion clinics and other health care facilities from disposing of fetal remains. Henceforth, Texas mandates that all fetal remains must be cremated or buried instead of disposed in sanitary landfills.

 

Hopefully, sane Texans will demand that a law be passed requiring the state to pay 100% of all cists necessary for the burial and/or cremation costs reasonably incurred by its affected citizens. A cursory review of said costs are:

  • $8,000 to $10,000 = average funeral (wake extra)
  • $2,000 to $4,000 = average cremation (wake extra)
  • $1,000 to $1,500 = average catered wake
  • $2,000 to $4,000 = average cremation
  • $1,000 to $2,000 = average cemetery plot
  • $150 to $200 = average head stone

For the thrifty conscious shoppers, we have:

  • $150 to $350 = average dog cremation (wake extra)
  • $3,000 to $4,000 = average dog funeral (wake extra)
  • $1,000 to $1,500 = average catered wake
  • $500 to $800 = average cemetery plot
  • $150 to $200 = average head stone

The only problem I foresee with opting for the animal burial option is that this would surely be construed as being disrespectful to dogs and cats, right?

 

And lastly, for nutcases like Greg and those of his ilk, the funeral costs as aforementioned should rightfully be borne 100% by those loons that support this asinine legislation.

 

Congrats Greg; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award = 1
  2. Humanitarian Award = 1
  3. Lunatic Award = 1
  4. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  5. Is Texas AG Greg Abbot an unabashed narcissist? -  Public Officials Misfits – Texas
 
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