This isn’t the first Award presented to The Liz. In the past, he has been the recipient of one (1) Bullshit Award, which can be viewed by going to that listed category.

FYI: Rep. Cheney is the daughter of former president, I’m sorry I mean vice-president Dick “Big Dick: Cheney.

During a recent (late Jan 2017) meeting with congressional leaders and Donald “Trumporleone” Trump in Philadelphia, Liz decided to don a pair of official Trumpian ™Brand Industrial Strength Knee Pads in support of The Don’s pronouncement that he favors Waterboarding.

Liz went on to falsely claim that Waterboarding helped in securing crucial information leading to the capture of al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. She went on to say:

• “What we know is that the enhanced interrogation program provided some of the information, and some of the evidence, that eventually led us to be able to locate, capture and kill bin Laden.” Cheney said.
• “I do support enhanced interrogation, I think that it’s something that clearly has helped us in the past to save lives, and so I was glad to see President Trump take that step.”

Liz continued with her asinine rant by saying:

• “It’s the responsibility of any chief executive, any commander in chief to make sure we use every tool at our disposal, understanding that it’s not torture.”
• “We don’t torture, we haven’t tortured.”
• “What we’re talking about is the ability to get information from people who don’t want to provide information and who have information that could well save American lives and prevent attacks.”

Maybe we should ask the relatives of the Japanese solders we executed for waterboarding our soldiers after World War II if waterboarding is torture and a war crime.

How much would you be willing to pay to watch Liz and Big Dick being waterboarded on a Pay-Per-View telecast?

Congrats Liz; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.