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What are “alternative facts” 

 

Kellyanne Conway, a counselor for Donald “Trumporleone Trump, decided to spew forth another dose of her never-ending BS. In this instance, The Don’s Queen Bee of Falsehoods (QBF) decided to attack the media on its factual reporting on bald faced lies told by The Don and White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer as to the crowd size at the inauguration.

 

The Queen Bee’s recent (01/22/17) interview Chuck Todd, host of NBC’s “Meet the Press,” went like this.

 

CHUCK

  • “Why did the president send out his press secretary ― who is not just the spokesperson for Trump, he is also the spokesperson for all of America at times, he speaks for all of the country at times ― why put him out there for the very first time in front of that podium to utter a provable falsehood?”

QUEEN BEE

  • “Sean Spicer gave alternative facts to that.” (crowd size)

CHUCK

  • “Alternative facts are not facts, they’re falsehoods.”

After basically puking all over herself before a national audience, the Queen Bee then made the following threat

 

The administration [The Don] may “rethink its relationship with the press” if the media continues to criticize Spicer.

 

I see Queeny, if the press continues to expose the blatant lies told on an hourly basis by you, The Don, Spicer or any number of The Don’s bootlicking sycophants, then the administration will limit its future dealings with The Fox News Comedy Network.

 

I’m personally at a loss in understanding what an “alternative fact” is. Could it be any of the following?

 

Fact: Cubs won 2016 World Series

Alternate Fact: Indians won 2016 World Series

 

Fact: Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock

Alternate Fact: Pilgrims landed at Fort Ticonderoga

 

Fact: Meryl Streep won three Academy Awards

Alternate Fact: Rosie O’Donnell won three Academy Awards

       

Fact: Chris Brown punched girlfriend Rihanna in the face

Alternate Fact: Rihanna punched Brown’s fist with her face

 

Given the Queen Bee’s a lawyer, we should of expected that she’d have a propensity for lying.

 

For additional articles on the Queen Bee go to the articles categorized below

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  3. Only count what’s in Trump’s heart not his words; sayeth Rev. Kellyanne Conway: Art. 58 Bullshit Awards
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