Rep. Steve King (IA): Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rep. Steve King (IA)

Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Stevie. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-two (22) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In early Jan 2017, Stevie the Screwball (SS) introduced legislation in Congress that is charitably referred to as the anti-abortion “Heartbeat Bill.”

Stevie’s legislation would require physicians to detect the heartbeat and prohibit the abortion of a baby with a beating heart. In support of his whacky right-wing law, Stevie said:

• “Since Roe v. Wade was unconstitutionally decided in 1973, nearly 60 million innocent babies’ lives have been ended by the abortion industry, all with a rubber stamp by the federal government.”
• “Human life, beginning at the moment of conception, is sacred in all of its forms and today, I introduced a bill that will protect the lives of voiceless innocents.”

Stevie went on to say:

• “My legislation will require all physicians, before conducting an abortion, to detect the heartbeat of the unborn child.”
• “If a heartbeat is detected, the baby is protected.”

If I was a member of congress, I would propose the following legislation in honor of Stevie and those of his ilk, which would be titled the “Brainwave Bill.”

• “My legislation will require all physicians, before allowing a pregnancy to proceed, to detect the brainwave of the unborn child.
• “If a brainwave is not detected, the baby will immediately be aborted.”

My “Brainwave Bill” would act as a safeguard from allowing Certified Morons like Stevie from foisting themselves on an unprotected public.

Congrats Stevie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

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