Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity

After donning (pun intended) a pair Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads in honor of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, Sean the Quintessential Ass-Kisser decided to perform a little brown-nosing on behalf of The Don’s nominee for Attorney General Sen. Jeff Beauregard Sessions. Towards that end, Sean told his intellectually feeble followers:

• “When I tell you, who has been picked to lead the Democratic attack on Senator Sessions, who's probably one of the most decent men in Washington with a track record second to none on civil rights, it won't surprise you because it's the same old book the Democrats use all the time.”
• “And they want to smear and besmirch and slander Jeff Sessions.”

First and foremost, Sen. Jeff Sessions is defamation proof. Secondly, stating that Beauregard has a civil rights record “second to none” in DC doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test. Sean’s hyperbolic (BS) statement would be akin to making the same argument regarding the following persons.

• Bill Cosby “second to none” as women’s rights spokesman
• David Duke “second to none” in promoting racial equality
• VP-elect Mike Pence “second to none” in supporting woman’s right to choose
• Sheriff Joe Arpaio “second to none” in protecting civil rights of Latinos

It goes without saying that Hannity operates a “safe house” where he cheerfully invites an array of bigots, misogynists, serial adulterers, Jimmy Swaggart Wannabees, hypocrites, Chicken Little Warmongers, and degenerate liars to spew forth an assortment lies and fabricated facts to inflame Sean’s low I.Q. followers.

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