Bristol Palin says, Hollywood stars Sissies for refusing to perform at Trump inauguration

On her comedy blog, Bristol Palin, the daughter of the moronic (my sincerest apologies to Morons) Sarah Palin decided to follow in Mommy’s steps by assuming the position as a Donald “Trumporleone” Trump Ass-Kisser. This exalted position requires one to cheerfully engage in “Trump-Rumping.”

Bristol bristled (pun intended) at Hollywood’s refusal to pay homage to The Don by performing at his inauguration. Towards that end, Bristol told her intellectually deprived followers:

Musical A-Listers

• Cher: Gypsies Tramps and Thieves [family theme song]
• Tina Turner: What's Love Got to Do With It [Marla Maples out-of-wedlock pregnancy]
• Bjork of Iceland: Army of Me (Narcissist theme song)
• Gladys Knight: I Heard It Through the Grapevine (Trump news source)
• Dianna Ross: Sorry Doesn't Always Make It Right [unwanted groping]
• Connie Francis: Whose sorry now? [Trump voter feelings ca. June 2016]
• Aretha Franklin: Chain of Fools (Trump’s Cabinet picks)
• Stevie Wonder: Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours (ode to Koch Brothers]
• Joe Cocker: With a Little Help from My Friends (White Nationalists)

A-Lister Actors

The following A-listers have contacted the Trump team to offer their services and perform short skits from hit movies in his honor at his inaugural coming out party.

• Jim Carrey: “Liar Liar”
• Mel Gibson: “Conspiracy Theory”
• Jack Nicholson: “One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest”
• Matthew McConaughey: “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”

A-Listers willing but unable to attend

The following A-listers let it be known that they wished to show their allegiance to The Don by attending one or more of The Don’s inaugural events; however due to prior commitments will be unable to attend.

• O.J. Simpson: Previous engagement
• Bill Cosby: Busy defending sexual assault charges
• Phil Spector: Guest at San Quentin
• Lindsay Lohan: Teaching gig at Betty Ford addiction center in California
• Winona Ryder: Attending Shoplifters Awareness seminar sponsored by Saks Fifth Avenue

Does anybody and I mean anybody with the exception a low I.Q. moron really give a damn what Bristol the Moron has to say?