Mike Huckabee: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Mike Huckabee

Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-two (32) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Mike is a two-time losing right-wing hack who was told to take a hike by Republican presidential voters in 2012 and 2016.

After losing the 2008 GOP presidential primary, Mike did what most right-wing losers do, he got a job on The Fox News Comedy Network as resident comedian hosting a comedy skit entitled “Huckabee.” In truth, the comedy show should have been entitled “The Huckabee Huckster Show.”

During a recent (late December 2016) interview on the Family Research Council’s “Washington Watch” comedy radio program, The Huck decided to continue with his asinine rants against abortion.

It should be noted that The Huck’s educational achievement that he believes qualified him to be president was a bachelor's degree in religion from Ouachita Baptist University where he graduated magna scum laude.

During the interview, The Huck told Washington Watch’s low I.Q. listeners:

• “We really don’t have to pass a new constitutional amendment or reinterpret it to protect human life.”
• “Frankly, I think, and this is something I talked about during the campaign, we really don’t have to pass a new constitutional amendment or reinterpret it to protect human life.”
• “We just have to apply the two amendments we already have, the Fifth and 14th Amendment, that guarantee that no person can be deprived of life or liberty without due process.”
• “An abortion deprives a person of life or liberty without any due process, and at some point we need to invoke that and make it very clear that we will protect every human.”

The Huck laughingly stated that no constitutional amendment or Supreme Court decision is needed in order to recriminalize abortion in the country, saying that the president could simply “invoke the Fifth and 14th Amendments” in order to outlaw abortion by executive fiat. (Miranda Blue)

In addition to being a Buffoon (my sincerest apologies to Buffoons), The Huck is Certified Moron who doesn’t have a clue as to the true meaning of Fifth and 14th Amendments. Those amendment’s guarantee the following rights.

• 5th Amendment – prevents protects a person against being compelled to be a witness against himself or herself in a criminal case
• 14th Amendment – due process that prevents citizens from being illegally deprived of life, liberty, or property

The Huck’s Fifth and 14th Amendment argument doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test. The Huck is promoting the loony argument that a “zygote” is in fact a “person.” FYI: a zygote is the earliest developmental stage in multicellular organisms. In short, a zygote is formed shortly after a mating ceremony takes place between two humanoids.

Apparently, The Huck is advocating in support of “Lawsuits for Fetus’s.”  That’s just what we need, more frivolous (BS) lawsuits, right?

It is indeed unfortunate that The Huck’s mother Mae didn’t opt to have an abortion in early 1955 because if she had we wouldn’t have to put up with her son’s never ending crap.

Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
2. Bigot Award Winner = 3
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
4. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
5. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
6. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
7. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
8. Liar Award Winner = 1
9. Moron Award Winner = 4
10. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 4
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
13. Obama pretends he’s a Christian: Art. 119 Bigot Awards
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15. Will Hillary use massive Voter Fraud to Win? – Art. 155 Bullshit Awards