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Fox News' Neil Cavuto: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


Congratulations to….


Fox News' Neil Cavuto 

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Neil. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


Neil is employed on both the Fox News Comedy Channel and the Fox Business Comedy Network as resident comedian and serial Bullshitter and Fabricator of False Facts.


During a recent (mid-November 2016) edition of his comedy show, Neil decided to lend his support the nomination by Donald “Trumporleone” Trump of U.S. Senator Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions to be the next U.S. Attorney General. Towards that end, Neil made the following laughable comments:

  • “We’re also getting comments now from Nancy Pelosi, for now the Democratic leader, even though that's not etched in stone.”
  • “She said that Senator Sessions has a record of racially charged comments but she's going back to those he made in 1986 where he referred to another lawyer, a young lawyer, as boy."
  • “Now the argument at the time and I believe Mr. Sessions said, at the time, was because the lawyer was so young and nothing to do with his race and when I looked at pictures, the guy did look very young.”

According to Neil the Ass-Kisser, when Beauregard called a Black attorney “boy” in early 1981 he was merely referring to his age. Only a dyed-in-the-wool apologist would put forth such a false and asinine defense on behalf of Beauregard the Bigot (BB).


I traveled to Alabama in the 1970s and 1980s and thereafter, and I can assure when some good old boy like Beauregard called a Black man “boy” he wasn’t referring to his age.


Hopefully, Beauregard reimbursed Neil for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads so that he could properly genuflect in Beauregard’s honor.


Congrats Neil; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

  1. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  2. Moron Award Winer = 1
  3. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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