This isn’t the first Award presented to Tommy. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Tommy is yet another loser lawyer that learned early on after graduating from law school just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. Therefore, Tommy opted to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

During a recent (early November 2016) interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer on “The Situation Room,” Tommy decided to further prove that he’s a Certified Moron and Screwball in aligning himself with Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s position on waterboarding. (Christina Manduley, CNN)

Tommy the Screwball and Blitz had the following conversation:

TOMMY:

• “Waterboarding isn't torture.”
• “We do waterboarding on our own soldiers in the military.”

WOLF:

• “But the US doesn’t do it anymore.”

TOMMY:

• “If experienced intelligence officials come to the President of the United States and say we think this terrorist has critical information and we need to obtain it and this is the only way we can obtain it -- it's a tough call.”
• “But the presidency is a tough job.”
• “And if you're not ready to make those tough calls, you shouldn't seek the office.”
• “Donald Trump's a pretty tough guy, and he's ready to make those tough calls.”

WOLF:

• Wolf reminded Tommy that Sen. McCain, who was tortured as a POW in Vietnam, said torture is a violation of the Geneva Conventions and International Law.

TOMMY:

• “On this one, I disagree."
• "Anything that American troops volunteer for, and radio DJs volunteer for, is not torture.”

For one thing, American troops do not volunteer to be waterboarded. This is a program required of Special Forces and other troops so that they will know what the experience is in case they are captured and tortured by enemy forces. This fact is well known to Tommy the Lying Screwball!

Apparently, Screwy Tommy is unaware that we executed Japanese soldiers after World War II for waterboarding American soldiers. And we did so because it was “torture.”

To proclaim that The Don is a “pretty tough guy” doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test. Mr. Tough Guy obtained several bullshit deferments so that he could avoid serving his country during the Vietnam War.

Tommy is yet another moron that believes that it is acceptable for America to engage in war crimes in violation of American and International Law.

And lastly, hopefully Tommy sought reimbursement from The Don for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads to soften the impact on his knees while he was kissing The Don’s pinky ring and/or his derriere.

Congrats Tommy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

1. Arrogant Ass Award Winner = 1
2. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
3. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
4. Misogynist Award Winner = 1