This isn’t the first Award presented to Jeff. In the past, he has been the recipient of six (6) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past forty-one (1975 to 2016) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Mobile area was about to offer Beauregard a good paying job.

It should also be noted that President Reagan was duped into nominating Beauregard to be a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Alabama in 1986. Beauregard’s nomination was never approved by the Senate after it was proven that he was a dyed-in-the-wool racist. In fact, one Assistant U.S. Attorney who worked with Beauregard testified that he said he believed that the Ku Klux Klan was “Ok until I found out they smoked pot.”

Beauregard is now employed part-time as a pimp for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s laughable attempt to become the next president. In performance of his pimping duties, Beauregard came to his defense in regards to the Access Hollywood tape of The Don saying he “would grab women by the pussy” was published in the Washington Post.

Beauregard’s pimping duties had him being recently (early October 2016) interviewed by a reporter for The Weekly Standard. That interview went as follows:

BEAUREGARD:

• “I don’t characterize that as sexual assault.”
• “I think that’s a stretch.”
• “I don’t know what he meant.”

REPORTER:

• “So if you grab a woman by the genitals, that’s not sexual assault?”

BEAUREGARD:

• “I don’t know.”
• “It’s not clear that he ---how that would occur.”

It is obvious that Beauregard is either lying his ass off or he is admitting that he is a Monumental Moron. To suggest that someone who attended law school doesn’t know that it is a crime to grab a woman’s genitals is clearly too stupid to be sitting as a U.S. Senator.

One thing we can be assured of is that Beauregard’s laughable defense of The Don is in furtherance of his hope that if he beats Hillary that he’ll be rewarded with a nomination to replace Justice Scalia on the U.S. Supreme Court.

Hopefully, The Don is reimbursing Beauregard for the costs he has incurred over the past year on repeated purchases of ChapStick.

Congrats Jeff; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 2
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
4. Top 10 Congressional Lunatic Award Winners – 2012
5. Jeff Sessions: ethical dwarf, bigot and a Moron? – Art.201– Dawg Opinions