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Fox News' Ainsley Earhart: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

 

Ainsley is yet another actual or bleached blonde that works as a so-called journalist on the Fox News Comedy Network. In addition, Ainsley agreed to perform in the style of Sharon Stone in “Basic Instinct” by appearing in short skirts and crossing her legs in a slow and methodical manner. Put simply, she wasn’t hired because she’s a real journalist like Connie Chung or Barbara Walters.

 

During a recent (early September 2016) appearance on the Fox & Friends Comedy Show, Ainsley engaged in the following dialogue with fellow comedian and screwball Steve Doocy, which dealt with the fabricated status of Hillary Clinton’s health.

 

AINSLEY:

  • “This is why I think [Hillary Clinton] talked [to the press onboard her plane] -- because when she was speaking at the podium in Ohio she had a hacking fit. She could not -- she coughed for two minutes.”

DOOCY:

  • “Now people are saying, why is her, you know, throat sore, why is she hacking?”
  • “I know Ed Klein who's written a couple of books about the Clintons, he has talked about how famously she fell down a couple of years ago, got the blood clot in her brain and then she's been taking medicine for that and for a thyroid condition and one of the side effects of the thyroid medicine is you do wind up with these bouts of coughing.”

AINSLEY:

  • “See I was thinking, so she coughed.”
  • “We all have allergies; we all have our coughing spells but it doesn't look good when you have all of these conspiracy theories about her health.”
  • “And I'm sure when she was at the podium she was freaking out, thinking, oh my gosh, what am I going to say?”
  • “She came up with that clever line, which diverted the attention. Everyone started clapping, thinking she came up with a good line”
  • “Then she goes on her plane and I think she thought, I needed to divert attention away from my hacking, from my coughing so let me speak to the press and that's why she went on the plane and was so excited.’
  • “Then she started coughing on the plane.”

The biggest lie coming out of Ainsley’s mouth is when she states that Hillary “started coughing on the plane.” This is proven false because Ainsley wasn’t on Hillary’s plane as was the case with anyone working for the Fox Comedy Network.

 

If it weren’t for her willingness to dye her hair, cross her legs in a suggestive manner, wear short skirts, and most importantly tell any lie she ordered to tell, Ainsley would likely be relegated to working as a greeter at Walmart.

 

Congrats Ainsley; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

 

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