Donald “Trumporleone” Trump on verge of winning California and New York

During a recent (mid-August 2016) post on YouTube, right wing nutcase and loony conspiracy theorist Alex Jones urged his low I.Q. InfoWars viewers to sign up as election observers for The Don’s campaign, alleging that Hillary Clinton is bent on stealing the presidential election. (Brian Tashman)

Despite the fact that numerous polls show Hillary beating The Don badly in California and New York, Alex laughingly said that those polls are simply “fake polls” fabricated by the liberal media.

Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers this must mean that the Fox Poll showing Hillary kicking The Don’s ass is yet another “fake poll.” Moreover, it means that Fox is also a member of that “liberal media.” Alex then told his intellectually infirm followers that:

“Donald Trump is doing his own internal polling with some of the top, bipartisan pollsters in the country.”

Alex went onto say:

“So he’s announcing, ‘Hey, I’ve got my own internal polling showing I’m ahead in Ohio by seven points; showing I’m ahead in Pennsylvania by about 10 points; showing I’m ahead in Florida in some internal polls by 15.

“And these are real random polls; showing in some polls Trump is three points ahead in California, margin of error, dead heat…. Ladies and gentlemen, internal polls, not by just the Trump campaign but by other major institutions, show Trump on average, seven points ahead in basically California strongholds for the Democrats, New York, that’s why they are crapping their pants.”

Not only is Alex a Congenital Liar he is also a Demented Lunatic. If they ever decide to do a repeat of the movie “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” the director should consider offering the starring role in the event Jack Nicholson turns it down.

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