If Trump loses, I’m going into hiding sayeth Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

During a recent (mid-July 2016) interview with Brietbart Comedy News Daily, Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson spoke with radio host Stephen Bannon and Citizens United president David Bossie about the GOP convention in Clevleand. (Brian Tashman)

After supporting Sen. Ted Cruz for the presidency, Phil is now supporting Donald “Trumporleone” Trump for the presidency. Towards that end, Phil told Brietbart’s low I.Q. followers:

• Evangelicals must turn out and vote because they’re facing “spiritual warfare” from “the depraved bunch, this political correct crowd” that is “of the Evil One [Obama].”
• “The alternative to a Trump presidency is depravity and moral bankruptcy.”

Goshes and Gollies, I didn’t know the federal bankruptcy code allowed for the filing of a “moral bankruptcy.” It could be that it would be a chapter 66 filing rather than a Chapter 11 filing, which is The Don’s favorite tactic to hose his creditors.

Phil then falsely stated that Democratic delegates “booed God” at their 2012 convention in Charlotte, North Carolina.

In a lame effort at levity, Phil concluded his asinine rant by saying:

• “If the Republicans and the evangelicals do not get off their posteriors and vote, I think I’m going to head back to the woods and hide out.”

Of course we all know that Phil is never going to go into hiding even though it would be a very humane gesture if he did so.

And lastly, in the event Phil makes good on his promise to go into hiding if Hillary wins the presidency, I’d suggest he make living arrangements to be roomed up with Olive the Baboon at the Louisiana Purchase Garden & Zoo in Monroe, Lousiana, which is his hometown.