Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Newt Gingrich 

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Newt. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifteen (15) Awards in various categories and the recipient of four (4) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (early June 2016) appearance on the Fox & Friends Comedy Show, Newt the Moron decided to kiss The Don’s (Trump) ring and/or ass if necessary by attacking Obama and Hillary in regards to the horrific killings in Orlando.

Newt was hoping that a new House Un-American Activities Committee” would be formed to investigate America and God-hating Democrats. The last such committee was operated by one of Newt’s heroes, Sen. Joe McCarthy.

Newt went on to tell Fox’s low I.Q. viewers:

• “How many Americans have to die before Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton decide they can tell the truth about the threat to the United States from Bigoted Morons, I’m sorry I mean Islamic supremacists?”

In truth, Newt was engaged in auditioning to be selected as The Don’s Vice Presidential candidate. Hopefully, The Don reimbursed Newt for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads for the purpose of genuflecting in The Don’s honor.

And lastly, what we could use is a Special Select Committee to investigate and prosecute liars and defamers like Newt and those of his ilk that find it acceptable to foment dissent and hatred for personal and/or financial gain.

Congrats Newt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.

1. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 3
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
3. Deadbeat Award Winner = 1
4. Screwball Award Winner = 3
5. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
6. Obama: The Arrogant Golfer – Moron Award No. 71
7. Newt Gingrich: America’s Premier Moralist – Art.71 Dawg Opinions
8. Newt Gingrich: Mitt Romney’s New Racial Harmony Consigliere – Art.72 Dawg Opinions
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10. America’s No. 1 Hypocrite – Gingrich attacks Judge Walker’s Overturning of Prop 8 – Art.73 Dawg Opinions