Fox News' Colonel Ralph Peters: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Fox News' Colonel Ralph Peters 

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

FYI: Ralph is a loser that served in the U.S. Army for twenty-two years before he was forced to retire as a Lt. Colonel. I can assure you that Ralph’s retirement was not voluntary. If a Lt. Colonel is passed over twice for promotion to full Colonel, he/she is forced to retire. What this means is that Ralph was a total Loser who lacked the intellectualism to be promoted. I know this because I served in the U.S. Army and witnessed several forced retirements by loser Lt. Colonels like Ralph.

Even though it cannot be disputed that Ralph is a loser, Fox News couldn’t wait to hire him as a military analyst when they discovered he was a foul-mouthed moron that was more than a happy to spew forth an assortment of lies aimed at President Obama.

During a recent show on the Fox News Comedy Channel, Ralph was engaged in a conversation with fellow Loser and Moron Steve Doocy wherein Doocy said, “Colonel, the president still will not use the term radical Islam.” This asinine statement caused Ralph the Moronic Loser to say:

• “I think there are several obvious factors for why he won't say "radical Islam."
• “One, his experience with Islam was as a child, before he could understand religion, in Indonesia where Islam is at its most benign, and he romanticizes Islam.”
• “He refuses to accept any facts that portray any aspect of Islam, even the Wahhabi cult, as negative.”

If this buffoon was still in the Army he’d be facing a general court martial for insubordination among other things. And after being convicted he likely would have been sentenced to at least five years in Leavenworth.

The Fox News Comedy Network is the only place that Ralph could ever find a job as a military analyst.  During my tour in the Army I worked with at least twelve officers and/or high ranking NCOs that would Ralph look like the incompetent boob that he is.

Congrats Ralph; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.