Donald Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

In an effort to clinch in his League Leading Average as America’s Premier Liar, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump decided to once again prove that he’s an up and coming Standup Comedian. In this instance,

In this instance, The Great Leader decided to heap praise upon his No. 1 Congressional Ass-Kisser and Lap Dog Rep. Devin Nunes. Towards that end, The Great Leader made the following laughable comments during the swearing in of Gina Haspel as CIA director.

• “And a very courageous man.”
• “He's courageous, Congressman Devin.”
• “Thank you very much for being here. I appreciate it.”

Congratulating a loser like Nunes as being “courageous” is akin to claiming that The Great Leader displayed courage in obtaining five (5) deferments in order to avoid serving his country during the Vietnam War.

An unreliable and anonymous source indicated that in response The Great Leader’s laughable comments that Nunes immediately genuflected and erroneously kissed The Don on both cheeks. Subsequently, Nunes apologized to The Don after he was informed that the cheek kissing episode was the “kiss of death” (Il bacio della morte) and was a sign that a crime family member has been marked for death.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 29
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 200 thru 202
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 314 thru 322
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 431
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 65 thru 68
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 62 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 336 thru 348
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 31 thru 39
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. MoronAwards: Art. 236 thru 246
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 284
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 204 thru 229