The Donald promises “There is no Drought” in California

During a recent (late May 2016) political rally in Fresno, California, Donald Trump ignorantly told the audience that “there is no drought.”

The Don falsely said that water was actually being withheld from people like farmers, but the drought [Whoops, now there is a drought] was not responsible. I’m not really aware of who is responsible, but it may well have been Little Marco (Sen. Rubio) or Lying Ted (Sen. Cruz).

Don then delivered the following hyperbolic (BS) statement:

• “We’re going to solve your water problem.”
• “You have a water problem that is so insane.”
• “It is so ridiculous where they’re taking the water and shoving it out to the Mediterranean Sea, I mean sea.”

He concluded his asinine rant by saying:

• “If I win, believe me, we’re going to start opening up the water so that your farmers can survive.”

This rant only further proves that The Don is not only a pathological liar, but he’s not very good at it. He obviously needs to sharpen his ethics and truth-telling abilities. I would suggest that he might consider enrolling in the Huey Long (former Louisiana Governor) Institute for Ethics located in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

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