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No Gay Couples allowed on future Space Colonies


During a recent (late May 2016) rant on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) decided to once again prove that he is one of America’s Premier Bigots, Morons, Homophobes and Aspiring Standup Comedians.


In this instance, Louie went after one of his favorite targets, the Gay community. Towards that end, Louie insisted that members of the gay community should be prohibited from being sent into space to form a colony in the event earth is wiped out by an asteroid. Louie the Comic then said:

  • In case of an imminent asteroid collision by putting people in a “space ship that can go, as Matt Damon did in the movie, plant a colony somewhere, we can have humans survive this terrible disaster about to befall, if you could decide what 40 people you put on the spacecraft that would save humanity, how many of those would be same-sex couples?”
  • “You’re wanting to save humankind for posterity, basically a modern-day Noah, you have that ability to be a modern day Noah, you can preserve life.”

Louie then makes the following asinine statement:

  • “How many same-sex couples would you take from the animal kingdom and from humans to put on a spacecraft to perpetuate humanity and the wildlife kingdom.”

How did Louie become aware that there were “same-sex couples” in the “animal kingdom?” Could it be that he has personal knowledge of animals in the wild being outed? If that’s the case how would that take place? Would a Chimpanzee out a dominant Lion and then immediately report the outing to Louie?


And what about transgender members of the animal kingdom, is it possible that Zebras are known to change their stripes at will? I guess we’ll have to ask Louie, right?


One must question how Louie became so knowledgeable about the sexual proclivities

 of the “animal kingdom? Surely he must have some personal experience, right? Maybe that’s why when Louie visits barnyard animals in the Tyler, Texas area, they become frightened at the sound of a zipper.


For additional stories on Louie go to the articles categorized below

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  2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 2
  3. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  4. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1
  5. Dumbo Award Winner = 2
  6. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
  7. Liar Award Winner = 2
  8. Lunatic Award Winner = 5
  9. Moron Award Winner = 4
  10. Mysoginist Award Winner = 1
  11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
  12. Screwball Award Winner = 5
  13. 2012 Top 10 Congressional Homophobes – Top 10 Award Winners
  14. Hippies and Troublemaker taking over America Gohmert: Art. 14 Ass-Kisser Awards
  15. America lost if Immigration Reform Passes: Art. 80 Bigot Awards
  16. Time to begin impeaching Judges for Marriage Equality rulings: Art. 81 Bigot Awards
  17. Obama to use Immigrants to dilute vote of Real Americans: Art. 82 Bigot Awards
  18. Self-Loathing Jews get along with Obama Gohmert Loon: Art. 105 Lunatic Awards
  19. Hillary backs Obama agenda because she fears he’ll indict her: Art. 106 Lunatic Awards
  20. Tens of Millions of American deaths due to Iran Nuclear accord: Art. 107 Lunatic Awards
  21. God gets credit if Iran Deal stopped by Congress: Art. 101 Screwball Awards
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