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Purchase my Mexican Survivalist food because “Things are Coming”

 

During a recent (late May 2016) airing of his daily comedy show, “The Jim Bakker Show,” convicted felon, resident comedian and Certified Lunatic Jim Bakker, went about hawking his so-called “30-Day Fiesta bucket” survival kit.

 

FYI: Jim Bakker is the past operator of the PTL (Praise the Lord) Club along with his late wife Tammy Bakker. Jimmy spent 8-years in prison after being convicted of mail fraud and wire fraud relating to a scam he ran overselling timeshare units in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. ‘

 

Jimmy told his low I.Q. followers that God had specifically advised him that “major events” will be taking place at some point in the future.

 

Jimmy then described the Mexican food items available in his Fiesta Bucket, which Jimmy laughingly and falsely stated “passed the official Mexican Test” and that it “is Mexican food that imaginary, I’m sorry, real-life Mexicans approve of.”

 

In summing up his sales pitch, Jimmy made the following statements to his prospective dupes.

 

·         “I believe there’s going to be major events that’s literally going to, like a shot across the bow, is going to warn us.”

·         “God’s been dealing with me.”

·         “I’m so unrestful about it because I know things are coming.”

 

The things that are coming are large amounts of cash being deposited into Jimmy’s bank account that he expects to receive from the rubes (means bumpkin, Jethro) that he has cheerfully and successfully duped.

 

And lastly, is Jimmy speaking to the same God that gave him the go ahead to defraud hundreds of investors out of millions of dollars in his phony timeshare scheme?

 

For additional stories on Jimmy go to the articles categorized below

 

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