Ted Cruz divinely anointed at birth to save America

During a recent (late March 2016) segment of his daily comedy radio show, resident Lunatic and Serial Liar Glenn Beck continued his support of Sen. Ted Cruz for the presidency by campaigning for him in Utah.

Glenn was particularly upset when Baylor University professor Thomas Kidd said:

“There are many reasons why devout Christians should hesitate to vote for Donald Trump ... God has not revealed Ted Cruz as the divinely anointed alternative.”

Glenn responded to Kidd by saying:

• “To you, Dr. Kidd, to you God hasn’t revealed Cruz as divinely anointed. I understand that. And I respect your opinion on it.”
• “But here’s mine: I have seen this man’s life. I have watched this man. I have prayed about this man. I have prayed about it by myself, out loud, in quiet, with my family, with my staff, and I happen to believe that Ted Cruz actually was anointed for this time.”
• “Would there not be someone that was in the pool that might have the right qualifications for God? Is He that disinterested in all of us? Or is it perhaps possible that just like in the Bible, people were raised from birth for a specific time?”
• “Are we that inconsequential, Dr. Kidd? Are we really not that important enough for Him to raise someone up, at this critical juncture?”

Only a dyed-in-the-wool Lunatic would have the temerity to suggest that Ted Cruz was anointed by God to be the next president of the U.S. of A.

Hopefully, Ted Cruz has reimbursed Glenn for the costs he incurred in purchasing an Industrial Pair of Knee Pads for the time he’s spent genuflecting in his honor.

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