Sen. Ted Cruz: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Sen. Ted Cruz
Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-nine (39) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
During a recent (early March 2016) appearance before CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference), Teddy decided to further prove just how crazy he really is in spewing forth an assortment of lies and falsehoods regarding the U.S. Supreme Court. He then told the following falsehoods:
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“We are one liberal justice away from the Supreme Court ruling that government can take our religious liberty away and force every one of us to violate our faith on penalty of prison or fine.”
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“We are one liberal justice away from the Supreme Court ordering Ten Commandments monuments torn down all over this country.”
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“We are one liberal justice away from the Supreme Court erasing the Second Amendment from the Bill of Rights.”
Teddy concluded by laughingly warning us all that the World Court would reign supreme and that veterans memorials like Arlington would be torn down across America if we allowed Democrats to place any more justices on the U.S. Surpeme Court.
It should be remembered that Teddy is quick to claim supreme intelligence by telling us he graduated scum laude from Princeton and magna scum laude from Harvard Law.
One need not attend law school to know that the Supreme Court cannot erase any amendment to the constitution. Therefore, the only folks that listen to and buy into this crap are those who possess an I.Q. just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone.
Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.
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Arrogant Ass Award Winner = 1
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Bigot Award Winner = 5
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Bullshit Award Winner = 6
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Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
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IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2
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Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
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Congenital Liar Award = 1
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Lunatic Award Winner = 2
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MoronAward Winner = 3
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Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
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Screwball Award Winner = 2
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Top 10 Congressional Lunatic Award Winners: Top 10 Award Winners
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I hate New York Values, but I luvs New York cash: Art. 59 Bullshit Awards
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2nd Amendment gone if Democrats win Presidency in 2016: Art. 11 Liar Awards
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Christians have allowed nonbelievers to elect our leaders: Art. 62 Lunatic Awards
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Obama can’t distinguish Good guys from Bad Guys: Art. 63 Lunatic Awards
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Media drools when criminals are Republican Cruz: Art. 64 Lunatic Awards
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GOP needs to mobilize Biblical Values Vote: Art. 65 Lunatic Awards
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Sen. Ted Cruz tells Obama: Debate me, insult me to my face: Screwball Award 61
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God will Heal America if more Evangelicals start Voting: Art. No 2 Jimmy Swaggart Award
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JFK would be a Ted Cruz Republican today Rodney: Art. 50 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
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Big name supporters for Sen. Ted Cruz’s presidential run: Art. 51 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
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Cleaning up after Sen. Ted Cruz’s latest speech: Art. 6 Dawg Laments
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