► Mrs. Wendy VitterThe 2010 Tammy Wynette Award Winner |
Mrs. Wendy VitterThe 2010 Tammy Wynette Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Mrs. Wendy Vitter!!
2010 Tammy Wynette Award Winner
Wendy Vitter is the wife of one of several nominees for the 2010 Jimmy Swaggart Award, U.S. Senator David Vitter from Louisiana.
As I suspect y’all recall, Sen. David Vitter is the quintessential hypocrite who falsely claimed to be a “family values” aficionado when in fact he was nothing more than a Jimmy Swaggart Wannabee. Put simply, Sen. Vitter is to monogamous relationships what Jeffrey Dahmer was to vegetarian diets if y’all know what I mean.
In cementing her status as the 2010 Tammy Wynette Winner, Wendy made the following laughable comments after David was busted for receiving “frequent guest” coupons from the D.C. Madam.
Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, Wendy missed her calling as a standup comedian, right?
I believe that Tammy Wynette wrote the following verses of “Stand by your man” with Wendy in mind.
Stand by your man
When the gal’s lap is cold and lonely
And something warm to come to
Give him two coupons [50% off on future lap dances] to cling to
Doin’ things
And he’ll have good times
You’ll have bad times
Givin’ all your love to just one man |