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Steve Deace: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Steve Deace

Today’s “Bullshit”Award Winner 

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Stevie. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (late Feb 2016) rant on The Steve Deace Show out of Iowa, resident comedian and certified lunatic Steve Deace went bonkers in his continued support for fellow Loon Ted Cruz to win the GOP presidential nomination.

 

After Sen. Cruz placed third in South Carolina, Stevie said:

  • “Third place is third place.”
  • “There is no excuse for Ted Cruz to finish in third place in South Carolina. ... I love him, we are friends, but I don't believe in victims.”

In regards to Cruz’s unwillingness to get into a fight with The Donald and his apologies to Sen. Rubio and Dr. Carson, Stevie said they are “sending a message, and I think that message is that they want him to go back to being that alpha male conservative leader that people fell in love with.”

 

Stevie then told his intellectually derelict listeners:

  • “If anyone with the Cruz campaign ever apologizes to Ben Carson again, I may eunuch myself, which will make my wife very, very happy, I’m sorry, I mean upset”
  • “As a Cruz guy, I will do anything the universe demands that they never apologize to Ben Carson or really anybody else again.”

FYI Jethro, “eunuch” means “castration,” which means Stevie said he would cut off his balls if Sen. Cruz apologized again.

 

I for one would love to purchase the exclusive “Pay per View” rights to televise Stevie chopping off his balls. All we have to do now is to wait for Sen. Cruz to apologize to someone and it’ll be “ball chopping time in the city.”

 

Congrats Stevie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

 

Lunatic Award Winner = 1

 

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