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Rev. Jim Garlow: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Rev. Jim Garlow 

Today’s “Bullshit”Award Winner 

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Rev. Jim Garlow is a Certified Charlatan and Jimmy Swaggart Wannabee that has made a really good living by duping his followers who tune in to listen to his daily rants broadcast on 800 radio outlets and his laughable “on-minute commentary” he calls “The Garlow Perspective.”

 

Shortly before the 2012 presidential election, Jimmy told his intellectually infirm followers that if Obama was re-elected it would spell the end of America. After Obama was re-elected, Jimmy said that America was now “clinically dead” and only a miraculous resurrection could save it. (Kyle Mantyla)

 

During a recent (late February 2016) appearance on the American Family Radio’s Comedy show “Today’s Issues,” Jimmy again spoke about the upcoming 2016 presidential election. In doing so he said in part:

  • “People say we're at a crossroads.".
  • "We're way past the crossroads.”
  • “Our last free exit was way back on the freeway and now we're driving at a very high rate of speed through signs that are saying, 'The bridge is out, the bridge is out, the bridge is out' and we're continuing forward.”

Jimmy continued on with his loony rant by saying:

  • “I saw 2012 as the day the body died and now we have a limited time for resuscitation.”
  • “We went past the point in 2012 and 2016 is can these bones breath again, is there a chance that we can raise this back to life??
  • “Can we put the shocker on the heart and get things going again?”
  • “Discerning people [screwballs] know that's where we are.”

In the 2012 presidential race, Jimmy backed fellow screwball and serial adulterer (married 3 times) Newt Gingrich as a true Christian that would be the righteous leader of the nation.

 

It appears that he now favors Sen. Ted Cruz in the 2016 race. This will of course mean strike 2 for Jimmy because there’s no way in hell that Teddy will ever be elected president.

 

Any prospective voter with an I.Q. in the mid-90s or higher doesn’t’ give a crap what Jimmy the Loon has to say about the 2016 presidential election.

 

Congrats Jimmy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

 

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Fleece-Flocker Award Winner = 1

Homophobe Award Winner = 1

Gay marriage supporters should be made to live in house w/o plumbing – Humanitarian Award No. 21

 

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