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Sen. Marco Rubio: Today’s “Dumbo” Award Winner

Congratulations to….


Sen. Marco Rubio

Today’s “Dumbo” Award Winner



This isn’t the first Award presented to Marco. In the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards in various categories and t he subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


During the recent (late January 2016) New Hampshire presidential debate, Marco was hell bent on proving he was a viable Howdy Doody replacement for puppeteer Buffalo Bob Smith.


In this instance, Buffalo Bob Smith is played by Charles Koch of the infamous Koch Brothers and Marco plays the part of everyone’s favorite puppet, Howdy Doody.


As is the case with most puppets, they continually spew forth the same lines to their audiences over and over and over again. This is exactly what Howdy did at the New Hampshire debate when he repeated the same verse verbatim on three occasions then followed up with a slightly different version later on.


When Marco’s losing effort to become the next president comes to an end, he’ll have at least two employment opportunities. One will of course be as a comedic commentator on the Fox News Comedy Network. The other would be as a Compliant Puppet on the Comedy Channel.


Congrats Marco; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Dumbos”; you are far too humble.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
  2. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  3. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  4. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1
  5. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  7. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  8. Sen. Marco Rubio trolling for the young vote: Art. 10 Laments 


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