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Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign is result of “Divine Providence”

 

During the recent (late January 2016) episode of his daily comedy TV program, resident comedian and Celebrated Loon Glenn Beck interviewed fellow lunatic Rafael Cruz.

 

Rafael told Glenn’s intellectually derelict viewers that his loony son Sen. Ted Cruz’s birth [in Canada] was “divine providence" because it resulted in his son Ted, who he says is now being raised up to save this nation. (Kyle Mantyla)

 

The two comedians then engaged in the following conversation.

 

GLENN:  “Everybody was born for a reason.” [In Glenn’s case it was to humor us]

RAFAEL:  “Oh, absolutely.”

 

Glenn’s sham claim of “divine providence” for Ted Cruz’s birth is the same line of comedic BS he spoke of during Mitt Romney’s 2012 presidential campaign.

 

In the unlikely event that Teddy was elected President he might appoint his Loony Daddy Rafael to be an associate justice on the U.S. Supreme Court since there’s no requirement that a nominee be a licensed lawyer. On the other hand, being a Certified Lunatic and Bigot is of course not an automatic disqualifier.

 

For additional stories on Glenn go to the articles categorized below

  1. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 4
  7. MoronAward Winner = 2
  8. Screwball Award Winner = 4
  9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 6
  10. Dr. Glenn Beck says Obama is “A Scared Little Boy” – Art. 12 Bullshit Awards
  11. Glenn Beck profoundly distrustful of Obama’s Tears: Bullshit Awards Art. 13
  12. Constitution says all religions are not equal: Bullshit Awards Art. 103
  13. Obama’s gun control efforts will cause more suicides: Art. 20 Lunatic Awards
  14. God gives Glenn Beck one final Warning: Art. 7 Rodney Dangerfield Award
  15. Glenn Beck demented opportunist, certified sissy, moron coward: Art.16 Dawg Opinions
  16. Glenn Beck sez he may be going blind: Art.17 Dawg Opinions
  17. Are advertisers justified in fleeing Glenn Beck’s reliable newscasts? – Art.18 Dawg Opinions
  18. Glenn Beck sez his “hero” is Rush Limbaugh: Dawg Opinions Art. 19
  19. What is a Compassionate Conservative?: Dawg Opinions Art. 40
  20. Conservative Talk Show Hosts – Super American Patriots (SAPS): Dawg Opinions Art. 41
 
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