Sen. Cruz sez: JFK would be a Ted Cruz Republican today
During a recent (mid-January 2016) campaign event, Sen. Ted Cruz decided to engage in a comedy routine by laughingly claiming that he was somehow the heir to the mantle of JFK. (Josh Israel) Teddy the comic went on to say:
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“JFK would be a Republican today.”
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“He stood for religious liberty, and he would be tarred and feathered by the modern Democratic Party.”
To assert that the Democratic Party would tar and feather JFK at this time takes hyperbole (BS) to new and as yet unseen levels.
If justice were truly blind, then we’d all be witness to Teddy being tarred and feathered for being a Bigoted Moron and Certified Lunatic.
The only saving grace here is the fact that Teddy will never be elected President of the U.S. of A. It could only happen if the Supreme Court ruled that only white males would be permitted to vote in the 2016 presidential election in the unlikely event Teddy succeeded in acquiring the GOP presidential nomination.
For additional stories on Teddy go to the articles categorized below
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Arrogant Ass Award Winner = 1
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Bigot Award Winner = 5
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Bullshit Award Winner = 5
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Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
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IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2
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Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
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Lunatic Award Winner = 2
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MoronAward Winner = 3
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Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
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Screwball Award Winner = 2
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