Sean Hannity: Today’s “Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty (20) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (February 2018) edition of the Sean Hannity Comedy Hour hosted by the Fox News Comedy Network, Sean decided to once again cement his status as one of America’s Premier Morons and Trump Ass-Kissers.

In this instance, and only donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Sean the Sycophant (SS) told his low I.Q. followers:

Ø  “Mueller's investigation is and has been a witch-hunt from the very beginning.”

Ø  “It's built on a house of cards, and tonight it is crashing down.”

Ø  “Look, if we as a country care about the Constitution, if we believe in civil liberties, if we believe in those protections, then the special counsel must be disbanded immediately.”

Sean completed his moronic rant by saying:

Ø  “By the way, nobody else will say this: all charges against Paul Manafort and General Michael Flynn need to be dropped.”

Ø  “It's that simple.”

Hey Sean, the reason nobody wants to say all charges against Flynn need to be dropped is because he has already “pled guilty” and is merely awaiting sentencing by the federal court.

Maybe the Moron would be kind enough to enlighten us and tell us how in the hell a prosecutor drops criminal charges after the defendants has already pled guilty to committing one or more crimes? How does that work Mr. Wizard?

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or his designed Toady has reimbursed Sean for the repeated costs he has surely incurred in purchasing tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

And lastly, if Sean continues to spend the majority of his time genuflecting while kissing The Great Leader’s substantial ass, it won’t be long before he’ll be a candidate for dual knee replacement surgery.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
3. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
4. Liar Award Winner = 1
5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
6. Moron Award Winner = 3
7. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
8. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 85 Ass-Kisser Awards
9. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 86 Ass-Kisser Awards
10. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 87 Ass-Kisser Awards
11. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 88 Ass-Kisser Awards
12. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 89 Ass-Kisser Awards
13. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 90 Ass-Kisser Awards
14. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 164 Bullshit Awards
15. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 168 Bullshit Awards
16. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.176 – Dawg Opinions
17. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.177 – Dawg Opinions
18. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.178 – Dawg Opinions
19. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.179 – Dawg Opinions
20. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.180– Dawg Opinions
21. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.181 – Dawg Opinions
22. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.182 – Dawg Opinions