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John Bolton: Today’s “Chicken Little” Award Winner

Congratulations to….


John Bolton

Today’s “Chicken Little” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient of tw0 (2) Awards in various categories and one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


John Bolton is yet another loser lawyer that learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led him to go into the second most ethical profession (used cars salesman No. 1), politics.


Johnny was one of the Chicken Little Wimps along with Dick “Big Dick” Cheney that persuaded President Bush to go to war against Iraq. He has consistently lobbied for us to go to war against Iran. Of course he opted out of defending his country during the Vietnam War even though he was age eligible.


In an ongoing effort to prove he’s a Certified Lunatic and Wimpy Warmonger, Johnny recently (mid-January 2016) appeared on the Fox News Comedy Network to talk about the return of 10 U.S. sailors and release of 5 prisoners by Iran. Johnny then told Fox News’ intellectually infirm viewers:

  • “Well, it’s obviously wonderful for the American hostages and their families but it’s a diplomatic debacle for the United States.”
  • “Remember, it’s not just seven Iranians who are being released. The other 14 who would have been charged for sanctions violations – one was accused of cyber attacks – the math here is roughly 21 Iranians in exchange for four, maybe it’s five, Americans. That’s not exactly high-powered negotiation.”
  • “But even worse and I think this is the key point, the Americans weren’t prisoners in Iran, they were hostages.”

Johnny’s claim that the 10 sailors were hostages is pure bunk. A hostage is defined as “a person seized or held as security for the fulfillment of a condition.” As we all know, the sailors were released by Iran within 24 hours and there was no “conditions” attached to the release.


It is a well-documented fact that the Iranians released by the U.S. were not criminals that were involved in terrorism. It is patently clear that the only Network that would even consider seeking Johnny’s advice on any international matters is the Fox News Comedy Network. This is in keeping with its slogan, “Unfair News, reported by unbalanced reporters.


It should be noted that Jeb Bush has employed Johnny as an expert advisor on foreign affairs for his run at the GOP presidential nomination. This fact in and of itself should be an automatic disqualfier1


And lastly, this Certified A-Hole and Monumental Wimp, actually believes that he was qualified to be President of the U. S. of A.


Congrats Johnny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Chicken Littles”; you are far too humble.


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