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Glenn Beck profoundly distrustful of Obama’s Tears

 

During a recent (early January 2016) airing of his daily comedy radio show, resident comedian and celebrated screwball Glenn Beck questioned the authenticity of President Obama’s tears while he was speaking about the deaths of children at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut while introducing executive orders for additional background checks for purchasing a gun.

 

Glenn went on to tell his intellectually destitute listeners:

  • “He’s never welled up before.”
  • “But suddenly, at this crucial moment, where this moment can actually change the course, he cries ... I don’t know if anybody else saw this, I was fascinated by the fact that he reached up to touch his eye before there was any tears. Did anybody notice that?”
  • “All you have to do is just have a little bit of Vicks or a little bit of onion or anything on your finger, and then you reach up and you touch your eye. That then is underneath your eyelid and the vapor goes up and you can't stop crying.”

Of course it cannot be disputed that Glenn is an experienced crier who has repeatedly wept on air. In a vane effort at levity, Glenn had the chutzpah to claim that his tears are clearly genuine whereas Obama’s tears seem to be perfectly timed.

 

If Glenn’s tears are always genuine, then why does he always keep a sack of peeled onions and a jar of Industrial Strength Vicks on his lap while spewing forth his usual dose of crap?

 

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