Alex Jones says, Obama turning Black People into Total Slaves 

In a recent (mid-December 2015) airing of his daily comedy show “InfoWars,” resident comedian and celebrated loon Alex Jones decided to once again go on the attack against President Obama.

On this occasion, Alex warned his intellectually feeble followers that Obama’s “idiot followers” want to ban guns. He then went on a comedic tangent wherein he claimed he was so popular with the masses that he could no longer go shopping in public by saying.

• “It brings tears to my eyes when I go out in public, when I go out in Barnes & Noble — not bragging, just showing how people are awake — and almost everyone I walk by, black, white, Hispanic, old, young, male, female, I can’t go to the mall to Christmas shop, I have to buy everything online.”
• “I can’t even go out in public because I can’t get down the street now.”

Of course Alex is full of crap when he claims that he’s being mobbed when he ventures out in the public. However, it goes without saying that he’s likely laughing his ass off at the money he’s able to earn from his low I.Q. followers.

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