Donald Trump: Today’s “Narcissist” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Donald Trump

Today’s “Narcissist” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Donnie. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-two (32) Awards in various categories and the subject of eight (8) opinions and one (1) lament. Those awards, opinions and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (late May 2016) rally in Billings, Montana again went into a rant about the branding of his name of various products and buildings for profit. He went on to repeat a joke he’s made in the past about placing his name on the border wall he promises to build if enough rubes vote for him in November.

Donnie went on to laughingly state that he wouldn’t mind having his name emblazoned on a statute in Washington DC sometime in the future. He then went on to tell the crowd:

• “It’s going to be a beautiful wall.”
• “Someday, when I'm gonzo, maybe they'll name it after Trump." he said.
• "I'd really much rather have a statue in Washington, D.C.
• “I don't want a wall named after me, but that's OK.”
• “I want a statue in Washington, D.C."

After the assembled low I.Q. attendees applauded, Donnie suggested that maybe he’d “share it [statute] with Jefferson or something.”

I’m sure everyone would be okay with Donald the Moron sharing a statute with Thomas Jefferson. To be fair, I’m confident that nobody would protest if he shared a statute with one or more of the “Three Stooges.”

Congrats Donnie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Narcissists”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
2. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
4. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Moron Award Winner = 1
8. Narcissist Award Winner = 1
9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner =6
10. Screwball Award Winner = 1
11. Only Trump genuinely loves America: Art. 59 Bullshit Awards
12. Evangelicals supporting Trump ain’t real Evangelicals: Art. 64 Bullshit Awards
13. Donald Trump has already made America greater: Art. 271 Bullshit Awards
14. Why did Bill and Hillary Clinton Murder Vince Foster? – Art. 289 Bullshit Awards
15. Mexican rapists coming to U.S. with Muslim terrorists to follow: Art. 290 Bullshit Awards
16. President Trump would prove God hasn’t given up on America: Art. 58 Lunatic Awards
17. Obama murdered Justice Scalia and Donald Trump is next: Art. 134 Lunatic Awards
18. Trump like Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King Jr. & Jerry Falwell: Art. 64 Moron Awards
19. Donald Trump is the USAs King David: Art. 62 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
20. Donald Trump victimized by Racism: Art. Rodney Savage: Art. 174 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
21. Only Trump can save us from Obama’s Maoist Reeducation Camps: Art. 177 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
22. Donald Trump will save us from the Anti-Christ: Art. 188 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
23. Big name endorsements for Donald Trump’s presidential run: Art.189 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
24. Trump believes Michael Savage qualified to run Nat’l Institutes of Health:  Art. 191 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
25. Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements – Art.182 Dawg Opinions
26. Who will President Trump appoint to Office of Sex Offenders Sentencing: Art. 207 Dawg Opinions
27. Who will President Trump appoint to head the EPA? – Art. 208 Dawg Opinions
28. Who will President Trump appoint to head the FBI? – Art. 209 Dawg Opinions
29. Who will Donald Trump name as his Running Mate? - Art. 210 Dawg Opinions
30. After Macy’s Dumps Trump; he announces New Product Line: Art. 211 Dawg Opinions
31. When does the “Donald” trump “Mitt the Witt?” – Art.212 Dawg Opinions
32. The “Donald” sings “Crazy” for his bosom-buddy Mitt Romney – Art.213 Dawg Opinions
33. The Donald sings in honor of Hillary Clinton: Art. 1 Dawg Laments