Glenn Beck: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Glenn. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-four (24) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of six (6) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (early October 2015) airing of his daily comedy radio show, Glenn went nuts about the court-ordered removal of a Ten Commandments monument from the just outside the Oklahoma state capitol building. (Kyle Mantyla)

Glenn then compared the removal of the monument to the installation of a statute of Satan in Detroit in July 2015. He then lied when he told his low I.Q. listeners that the Satan statute was installed at the same time the Ten Commandment monument was removed.

After making the false claim aforementioned, Glenn warned that the two events proved that America had crossed the line into pure, unadulterated evil. He then said;

• “I warn you America, you will be the darkest nation to ever, ever exist on this planet.”
• “Evil will not destroy us, it will pervert us, it will use the technology and the strength that we have, it will use us for dark purposes.”
• “In the end, we will beg the Lord above to destroy us! We will beg for destruction to stop the evil that we will bring to this earth.”

Glenn again lied about the Satanic statute in Detroit by saying:

• The fact that nobody cares “that there is a statue to Lucifer that has been erected last Saturday in Detroit” is outrageous.

What would be even more outrageous would be the erection of a statute of Glenn in downtown Detroit. Of course such a statute would cause great laughter among the folks in Motown and would be a great place for meandering dogs to leave Glenn a message. 

Congrats Glenn; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

1. Bigot Award Winner = 1
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 4
7. MoronAward Winner = 2
8. Screwball Award Winner = 3
9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5
10. Constitution says all religions are not equal – Bullshit Awards Art. 92
11. God gives Glenn Beck one final Warning: Art. 8 Rodney Dangerfield Award
12. Glenn Beck demented opportunist, certified sissy, moron coward – Art.15 Dawg Opinions
13. Glenn Beck sez he may be going blind – Art.16 – Dawg Opinions
14. Are advertisers justified in fleeing Glenn Beck’s reliable newscasts? – Art.17 Dawg Opinions
15. Glenn Beck sez his “hero” is Rush Limbaugh: Dawg Opinions Art. 18
16. What is a Compassionate Conservative?: Dawg Opinions Art. 39
17. Conservative Talk Show Hosts – Super American Patriots (SAPS): Dawg Opinions Art. 40