Carly Fiorina: Today’s “Tina Fey” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Carly. In the past, she has been the recipient of two (2) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (late September 2015) speaking engagement at a town hall in Oklahoma City, Carly decided to further prove that she is one of America’s Premier Liars and Aspiring Standup Comedians. Towards that end, Carly laughingly attempted to defend her sorrowful tenure as CEO of Hewlett-Packard.

Carly had the chutzpah to say she was proud of her record at Hewlett-Packard and that her critics were distorting the truth. (Igor Bobic, The Huffington Post) Carly then said:

• “Somebody once asked me, 'What's the difference between business and politics?'"
• "And here's the difference: Politics is a fact-free zone. People just say things.”

After the attendees stopped laughing, Carly went on to say:

• “The thing is, business is not a fact-free zone. In fact, business is a fact-filled zone."
• "So as chief executive of Hewlett-Packard, I had to stand every 90 days and defend our results in excruciating detail.”
• “And if I misrepresented those results in any way, I could be held criminally liable.”
• “Now, just suppose for a moment that anyone else running for president was held criminally liable for anything they said.
  

If Carly could be held criminally charged for being a serial liar and fabricator of false facts, she’d likely face life in prison without any chance of parole.

The serial lies she’s told about Planned Parenthood videos that do not exist would secure her with a 20 year term of imprisonment. In addition, she continues to lie about her dismal tenure as CEO of Hewlett-Packard.

Carly should take the time to look into the nearest mirror and say,

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest liar of all?”

“Give me a break Carly. It’s you!”

Congrats Carly; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

Ass-Kisser Award = 1

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

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