► Gregory Guerin: Today’s Jerk-Off” Award winner |
Gregory Guerin: Today’s Jerk-Off” Award winner
Within the past few days (early August 2015), 52-year-old Gregory Guerin was charged with obscenity for jerking off in public in and around his home in Metairie, Louisiana, which is a suburb of New Orleans.
Gregory’s jerk-off fest took place and resulted in him being charged with obscenity if as follows:
July 26– Caught choking his chicken in driveway while sitting on lawn chair July 29– Caught doing the five knuckle shuffle in opened garage Aug 1– Caught flogging the dog while standing in driveway
Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, what’s up with that, Greg?
With Greg’s third arrest it kind of gives a new meaning to “Three Strokes and Your Out.”
When Gregory’s arraignment took place in court, those in attendance were not sure how Gregory would react when the bailiff announced the judge’s entrance by saying, “All Rise!”
All that’s left now is to see what punishment is meted out to Gregory by the sentencing judge. I would advise the judge that banging his gavel may well inspire Greg to engage in a little hand-to-gland combat.
Congrats Greg; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Jerk-Offs”; you are far too humble. |