Sarah Palin says, Thank God Trump’s Running 

After The Donald recently (late July 2015) laughingly told the comedic hosts of The Palin Update Comedy Show that he would consider nominating Sarah Palin for a post if he won the presidency, Sarah decided to return the favor.

Shortly before Sarah’s live appearance (early August 2015) on The Palin Update Comedy Show, she donned a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads and said the following about The Donald.

• “He’s awesome.”
• “I thank God that he’s running.”
• “He’s stirring it up, he’s coaching, he’s educating the other candidates saying, ‘This is how you tap into the good part of a bigot, I’m sorry I mean populist movement.”

Sarah completed her sappy comments by saying:

• “I do know Donald Trump well and personally even I can vouch for his character, his love of country and his intelligence when it comes to these solutions that he proposes.”

Having Sarah vouch for your intelligence is analogous (means comparable, Jethro) to having Newt Gingrich attest to the moral values of Sen. David “I Luvs Hookers” Vitter of Louisiana.

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