Gov. Scott Walker: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Gov. Scott Walker

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Scotty. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifteen (15) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of five (5) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

The billionaire Koch Brothers recently (late July 2015) sponsored an event at a lush resort at Dana Point, California which was attended by other like-minded billionaires. Scotty was one of several GOP presidential attendees that were invited to kiss the Koch Brothers rings and derrieres.

In an embarrassing attempt to further establish his bona fides as one of the GOP’s Premier Ass-Kissers, Scotty, after donning a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads, spewed forth the following sappy comments:

• “I wish the whole world could see what goes on.”
• “So many of you here aren’t here because of any interest on behalf of your personal finances.”
• “You’re here because you love America.”

Each and every one of the billionaire attendees are only concerned about their own financial standings. To suggest that they’re willing to spend $50 to $150 million because they’re altruistic patriots is absurd.

After lubricating himself with a tube of ChapStick, Scotty went on to compare the billionaires in attendance with people without “a lot of net worth” at tea party rallies, “who care deeply about the future.” Scotty then said:

Scotty’s chances of becoming the next President are about as good as the Cleveland Browns winning the 2016 Super Bowl. However, in the event he did win, he’d be nothing more than a compliant puppet and lackey for the Koch Brothers.

Congrats Scotty; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

1. Arrogant Grinch Award Winner = 1
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
3. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
4. Grinch/Dumbo Award Winner = 1
5. Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
6. Il Duce Wannabee Award Winner: Art. 20: Misc. Awards
7. Misogynist Award Winner = 1
8. MoronAward Winner = 1 
9. Narcissist Award Winner = 1
10. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
11. Screwball Award Winner = 1
12. Destroying Unions strengthens economy: Ass-Kisser Award No. 36
13. Comedians running for GOP Presidential Nomination: Art. 72 Dawg Opinions
14. Kudos to Koch Brother for purchase of Gov. Scot Walker’s services: Dawg Opinions No. 98
15. The benefits of outlawing unions: Dawg Opinions: No. 201
16. Why do some Republicans despise UNION Workers & Unions? – Dawg Opinions No. 202
17. Gov. Scott Walker croons “All of Me” to Koch brothers: Dawg Opinions No. 209