Rep. Fred Upton (MI): Today’s “IHOP (Flip-Flop” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rep. Fred Upton (MI)

Today’s “IHOP (Flip-Flop)” Award Winner

Over the past thirty-nine (39) years, Freddy has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough. Apparently, Freddy didn’t qualify for a job as a greeter at the Walmart Supercenter Store on 1400 Mall Drive in Benton Harbor, Michigan.

After the recent (mid-July 2015) sham videos of Planned Parenthood employees taken by a couple of degenerate hit men from the so-called anti-abortion group that laughingly calls itself the “Center for Medical Progress” hit the airwaves, Freddy feigned outrage to assuage his anti-abortion constituents.

The problem with Freddy’s feigned indignation is the fact that in 1993 he cheerfully voted in favor of lifting a ban on fetal tissue donations after abortions that was in place during Ronald Reagan’s administration.

Freddy’s sham crocodile tears are proven to be laughable because the law he voted for in 1993 specifically states in part:

“Fetal tissue cannot be sold for valuable consideration, which does not include reasonable payments associated with the transportation, implantation, processing, preservation, quality control, or storage of human fetal tissue.”

The aforementioned law is exactly what the Planned Parenthood employees were saying when secretly taped by the screwballs at the Center for Medical Progress.

Put simply, Freddy was for fetal tissue donations before he was against it, which is in keeping with what Mel Gibson once said in regards to wife beaters.

Congrats Freddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Flip-Floppers”; you are far too humble.